Hearing Loss: Slow Down, You Talk Too Fast

Don’t you sometimes wish the world would slow down a little bit. The racing from activity to activity, the constant barrage of emails and texts, even the hourly news cycle can be exhausting. No wonder people seem to be speaking at a faster and faster rate. Or maybe it just seems that way because of my hearing loss. Lately, I find that my brain needs a little extra processing time to help me hear my best. I have added “Please repeat that more slowly,” to my list of “What?” replacements.

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It got me thinking about one of my favorite songs, Simon & Garfunkel’s hit The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy) and its opening line, “Slow down, you move too fast.” Here is my take on this classic with a hearing loss twist. I hope you enjoy it. Feel free to suggest alternative lyrics in the comments.

The Communication Bridge Song (Please Talk Slowly)

Slow down, you talk too fast

You got to make the discourse last

Just enunciate every single word

Looking for clues to catch your meaning

Ba da da da da da da, catch your meaning.

 

Hello speaker, what cha saying?

I’d love to understand your phrasing

Ain’t cha got more time for me?

Doot-in’ doo-doo, please talk slowly

Ba da da da da da da, please talk slowly.

 

Got my hearing aids in

The volume turned up

I’m lipreading and concentrating and ready to hear

Let each of your words fall gently onto my ear

Please speak slower

So I can hear you.

Readers, do you wish people would speak more slowly?

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17 thoughts on “Hearing Loss: Slow Down, You Talk Too Fast

  1. Shari,

    I love it! You nailed it, both the song and the topic. I can’t count how many times daily I have to ask people to slow it down a bit so I can grasp the context of what they are saying. When you are ready to rewrite Free Bird for the HOH, let me know and I will help you!

    Mike

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  2. Very good! A member of our ‘better hearing’ group came up with a phrase I’ve always liked and I pass along–“slow ears”. That’s what many of us now have!
    “Please repeat that, but more slowly” has ever since been on my short list of requests to those I have trouble comprehending!
    Thanks for this one!

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  3. Hi Shari –

    Another great topic/post. As the mother of a daughter with hearing loss, I STILL need to remember to slow down when I¹m talking from time to time. You make some good points, and thanks for the reminder 🙂

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  4. Yep, experience this every day.

    Would be great if my hearing aids had a program to slow people down.

    Love the song. had me singing it in my head all afternoon.

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  5. Your post made me smile! It was also quite timely. I attended a play over the weekend and had great difficulty understanding one of the performers because she spoke so fast. Even my husband with crazy-good hearing had trouble. It was a simple plot and a play I’d seen before so I was able to follow it, but it would have been nice to be able understand all the dialogue!

    My hearing hasn’t changed in the last ten years, but I’ve noticed that I have more trouble than I used to. I don’t know if it’s the fact that I’m older and my brain can’t process things as quickly or if it’s because everything seems to be moving faster these days including the pace of speech.

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  6. I actually bought a DVD online with closed captions of the Simon and Garfunkel Central Park Concert in 1981 , which I was so lucky to have been able to attend in person , but I dont remember hearing any songs clearly as we were sitting on the lawn somewhere so far from main stage , I doubt even people with great hearing could hear them well . And back then , there weren’t too many props like big projection screens like they have now. So it was a real treat to find this DVD with captions as it brought back such great memories of being at that concert. I agree , the world has become too hectic , too much info, changing rapidly , and we just miss out on the simple things in life .

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